Beauty

The stick woman in the middle is Rose McGowan (who was sexy once upon a time), and the poem is from Daria. In fact, this image is basically a rip off of something from that show, so I'm being totally unoriginal here.

I really love how anorexia has somehow become the new standard of beauty for celebrities. Maybe in the future, schools won't bother showing Holocaust footage, because everyone will look like a death camp victim naturally.

Mortality

I don't make as big a deal about death as most people, and this image helps explain that. Why do people get so upset about death? Would we really prefer a world where every abuser, rapist, and waste of skin ever born has eternal life?

Incompetence

A fun puzzle: if you could bomb every Geek Squad location everywhere, would the shock value of that terrorism outweigh the frustration they regularly cause with their idiocy and outright fraud?

Restraint

Individualism

One of the rare occasions where I actually created a positive message (motivational parody or otherwise). The handwriting is my favorite girl's, and I made this image for her. The message went over really well, for reasons I don't care to go into (like anyone would believe half the things I could say about her).