Peer Pressure

Sad, but true. This screencap is from Hotel Rwanda, if you don't recognize it. I'd say more about this, but it annoys me that the movie won all kinds of awards and "best of" lists, while the real-life genocide it depicted was ignored, as usual. What can I say? People only care when they don't have to actually DO anything.

Scientific Theories

I wish this could be posted in the home of every Creationist/Intelligent Design retard from here to the end of the world. (Then again, as Mark Twain might point out, "Creationist retard" is pretty redundant.) If I have to hear one of them bleat "Oh, evolution is just a THEORY!" again, I'll scream.

Pornography

For most guys, this is - sadly - absolutely true.

Ignorance

Entropy

Another message that I can sympathize with.

Conformity

This one definitely reflects my values.

Constipation

One of my favorite things is going to Flickr and making demotivational poster images. Needless to say, this is one of my favorites. (And yes, while we're on the subject, I think we can all agree that Tom Cruise would be much happier if he could just admit that he's gay.)

And We're Live, Wheee

Yay, I've finally gotten around to reconfiguring my much-neglected site as a blog with a shockingly inappropriate design scheme.

Anyfuck, this is going to be mostly about my humor and fiction-writing. If you want to learn more about me than that, your need for worthwhile things to do has probably reached terminal levels, and I can't help you. Oh, yeah, I'm kinda misanthropic, so it's not really a good idea to interact with me more than absolutely necessary.

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